Post by management2 on Oct 26, 2005 8:56:23 GMT -5
League game
AFC OLD BANK 2 AFC SUTTON 0
Mat Cefai 1, Guy Freislaar 1
Man of the match James Hutchinson
Wanker of the week Maria Meager!
Back to the league this week and the serious business of getting back to winning ways after a bad cup defeat and a week off!
With a squad of 19 players the unthinkable happened this week and we were down to 12 available players and that included Bill , who spent the morning desperately hoping his wife was not going to go into labour and trying to remember where he'd hung his boots up when he retired! (alkaselters setting in!)
With a very different line up and Bill tinkering with the four four two and following fashion (unlike his clothes) and going four a four five one formation the game kicked off!
The game was fairly uneventful for the first 20 minutes! Yeah right! The AFC SUTTON keeper caught the ball four miles outside his area to stop the run of Mat who would have scored but apparently the referee who appeared to be only able to communicate by whistle did not see it! And their linesman was struck down by snow blindness as well!
Then after an attack by AFC SUTTON a fierce shot went in and was cleared off the line by Aubrey, HANDBALL came the cry from the opposition! Snow blindness was catching and acting as linesman Bill did not see it and the referee was by now trying to retrieve the whistle he had swallowed!
On the stroke of 30 minutes a through ball from the back saw a lovely flick on by Guy to Mat who ran on and chipped the keeper but despair it struck the bar! Everyone stopped except Mat (who had obviously meant to play a one two off the bar) who continued his run flicked the ball over for a cross to Guy who tapped the ball home from a yard unchallenged 1-0 OLD BANK!
Jim our ever impressive feline type goalkeeper made several last ditch saves off all kinds, one on ones, long distance, pot shots to keep the score 1-0 at half time.
The half time team talk was quite simply, keep playing and running or Bill would bring himself on - and no one wanted to see that happen!
The second half saw OLD BANK looking the more formidable team attacking well.
Alex controlled everything in the air rising like a phoenix to head everything thrown at him!
Mark was passing the ball with his usual finesse.
Aubs and Ian solid as two rocks at the back (both don't move alot and difficult to get round!)
Laing and Dan were ...................on the pitch!
Ash was trying.........very trying!
Wallis was the Wallis of old back to "oh for F***s sake!"
Guy and Mat were a thorn in the opposition sides.
After 10 minutes of the second half a throw by Wallis was flicked on by the bouffant hair gel of Alex and then flick over the keeper by Mat for 2-0!
Wanker of the week moment!
Mark was fouled and went down like Paris Hilton on a home video! Maria our well trained, well equipped (with a first aid kit!) psycho (sorry physio!) came on to help him. After weeks of first aid training in her expert medical opinion she looked at Marks leg and said "oh its bruised- thats gonna hurt!" Sorry Maria but you are WANKER OF THE WEEK!
With ten minutes to go the unthinkable happened Bill replaced Steve Laing to give the old legs a little run out.
Despite the opposition comment at one point of one player to another "you mark the slow one!" I am sure they meant Mat not Bill.
AFC OLD BANK finished victorious 2-0 and a clean sheet at last!
Back to winning ways was nice, with two games in hand on the top team anything is possible even at this early stage!
management1
AFC OLD BANK 2 AFC SUTTON 0
Mat Cefai 1, Guy Freislaar 1
Man of the match James Hutchinson
Wanker of the week Maria Meager!
Back to the league this week and the serious business of getting back to winning ways after a bad cup defeat and a week off!
With a squad of 19 players the unthinkable happened this week and we were down to 12 available players and that included Bill , who spent the morning desperately hoping his wife was not going to go into labour and trying to remember where he'd hung his boots up when he retired! (alkaselters setting in!)
With a very different line up and Bill tinkering with the four four two and following fashion (unlike his clothes) and going four a four five one formation the game kicked off!
The game was fairly uneventful for the first 20 minutes! Yeah right! The AFC SUTTON keeper caught the ball four miles outside his area to stop the run of Mat who would have scored but apparently the referee who appeared to be only able to communicate by whistle did not see it! And their linesman was struck down by snow blindness as well!
Then after an attack by AFC SUTTON a fierce shot went in and was cleared off the line by Aubrey, HANDBALL came the cry from the opposition! Snow blindness was catching and acting as linesman Bill did not see it and the referee was by now trying to retrieve the whistle he had swallowed!
On the stroke of 30 minutes a through ball from the back saw a lovely flick on by Guy to Mat who ran on and chipped the keeper but despair it struck the bar! Everyone stopped except Mat (who had obviously meant to play a one two off the bar) who continued his run flicked the ball over for a cross to Guy who tapped the ball home from a yard unchallenged 1-0 OLD BANK!
Jim our ever impressive feline type goalkeeper made several last ditch saves off all kinds, one on ones, long distance, pot shots to keep the score 1-0 at half time.
The half time team talk was quite simply, keep playing and running or Bill would bring himself on - and no one wanted to see that happen!
The second half saw OLD BANK looking the more formidable team attacking well.
Alex controlled everything in the air rising like a phoenix to head everything thrown at him!
Mark was passing the ball with his usual finesse.
Aubs and Ian solid as two rocks at the back (both don't move alot and difficult to get round!)
Laing and Dan were ...................on the pitch!
Ash was trying.........very trying!
Wallis was the Wallis of old back to "oh for F***s sake!"
Guy and Mat were a thorn in the opposition sides.
After 10 minutes of the second half a throw by Wallis was flicked on by the bouffant hair gel of Alex and then flick over the keeper by Mat for 2-0!
Wanker of the week moment!
Mark was fouled and went down like Paris Hilton on a home video! Maria our well trained, well equipped (with a first aid kit!) psycho (sorry physio!) came on to help him. After weeks of first aid training in her expert medical opinion she looked at Marks leg and said "oh its bruised- thats gonna hurt!" Sorry Maria but you are WANKER OF THE WEEK!
With ten minutes to go the unthinkable happened Bill replaced Steve Laing to give the old legs a little run out.
Despite the opposition comment at one point of one player to another "you mark the slow one!" I am sure they meant Mat not Bill.
AFC OLD BANK finished victorious 2-0 and a clean sheet at last!
Back to winning ways was nice, with two games in hand on the top team anything is possible even at this early stage!
management1