Post by management1 on Dec 12, 2004 10:08:26 GMT -5
An away game for O'Neills against CDS Strollers a gritty mid table clash was on the cards in the shadow of the roundshaw estate where you never know if a stolen moped is going to ride across your pitch half way throught the game!
O'Neills fresh from their xmas do and full of team spirit and all sorts of other spirits had almost the same starting line up as the previous week with the omission of steve laing being replaced by guy.
The game started well with O'Neills playing some nice football but still with the same problem that we don't seem to be able to hit a barn door!
Jim was only called on once in the first quarter and pulled of an outstandingf save (one for the cameras?)
With CDS just hoofing the ball (and bill hoofing it back!) the game was set for O'Neills to build on their last two weeks wins but oh no Taff failed to deal with a high ball which seemed to bounce of his heel Ian jumped in to clear with a big shout, the ball cannoned off taff to three advanceing cds forwards one of whom chipped the ball over the advancing jim who had more chance of taking a machine gun post in Iraq than stopping that effort!
Shock Horror 1-0 down at half time.
Guy was repleced as he ahd a hand injury and was worried he would not be able to perform a sex act on himself later (so much so that he then did a technicolour yawn all over the side lines!)
Oxer replaced guy up front his big chance to impress with those silky shooting skillls from Thursdays. After five minutes the only thing quaking when he shot was the corner flag.
With cries from the bench of "Change it" from Steve laing to replies of if "i do it won't be you as you and guy are spit roasting my mrs!" I read your comments!
Dan who had played very well down the right made way for carl just to try something different as marshall then tried to adopt the role of manager and change things around-exactly what i was about to do but i am the only manager in this village shepherds pie my arse!
Carl went up front, chris pushed out to the right and oxer came into the middle of the park with aubs.
INSPIRATION! Carl was a man possessed not by alcoholic beverage as usual but by the spirit of rooney, owen the great best he proved to me he can be a striker (large amounts of humble pie please with custard!)
He broke through onto a lovely ball by aubrey and although the keeper made a good save the rebound went to pat who having missed easier chances earlier in the game did what good strikers do and shinned it in! 1-1 the comeback was on!
Again carl witha dazzling run down the left round one, round two little draw back to aubrey who had run 40 yards to slide the ball in 2-1 and O'Neills were looking every inch the team they can be.
Marsh Ian and Taff held the back well despite the massive drawback factor of bill!
Taff obviously has too much money and after having several attempts to take a chunk out of his players leg he managed to get a yellow card and i quote "i'm sneaky i always get away with my dirty play!" WRONG!
Then disaster a piece of suicidal defending led to a corner- no real danager but somehow the low ball passed all the defence, a cds player ran in unmarked and despite a desparate lung infront of the player by bill slotted the ball in 2-2 a goal that should never have been scored and we know it!
O'Neills should still have wrapped the game up but although we didn't lose this was two points dropped as the old cliche goes. At least our unbeaten run goes onto 3 games lets keep it going.
If i have failed to insult you in this report you are a weazle faced turd with a penis the size of a starved maggot with breath that could open bank vaults. i thank you all.
management1
O'Neills fresh from their xmas do and full of team spirit and all sorts of other spirits had almost the same starting line up as the previous week with the omission of steve laing being replaced by guy.
The game started well with O'Neills playing some nice football but still with the same problem that we don't seem to be able to hit a barn door!
Jim was only called on once in the first quarter and pulled of an outstandingf save (one for the cameras?)
With CDS just hoofing the ball (and bill hoofing it back!) the game was set for O'Neills to build on their last two weeks wins but oh no Taff failed to deal with a high ball which seemed to bounce of his heel Ian jumped in to clear with a big shout, the ball cannoned off taff to three advanceing cds forwards one of whom chipped the ball over the advancing jim who had more chance of taking a machine gun post in Iraq than stopping that effort!
Shock Horror 1-0 down at half time.
Guy was repleced as he ahd a hand injury and was worried he would not be able to perform a sex act on himself later (so much so that he then did a technicolour yawn all over the side lines!)
Oxer replaced guy up front his big chance to impress with those silky shooting skillls from Thursdays. After five minutes the only thing quaking when he shot was the corner flag.
With cries from the bench of "Change it" from Steve laing to replies of if "i do it won't be you as you and guy are spit roasting my mrs!" I read your comments!
Dan who had played very well down the right made way for carl just to try something different as marshall then tried to adopt the role of manager and change things around-exactly what i was about to do but i am the only manager in this village shepherds pie my arse!
Carl went up front, chris pushed out to the right and oxer came into the middle of the park with aubs.
INSPIRATION! Carl was a man possessed not by alcoholic beverage as usual but by the spirit of rooney, owen the great best he proved to me he can be a striker (large amounts of humble pie please with custard!)
He broke through onto a lovely ball by aubrey and although the keeper made a good save the rebound went to pat who having missed easier chances earlier in the game did what good strikers do and shinned it in! 1-1 the comeback was on!
Again carl witha dazzling run down the left round one, round two little draw back to aubrey who had run 40 yards to slide the ball in 2-1 and O'Neills were looking every inch the team they can be.
Marsh Ian and Taff held the back well despite the massive drawback factor of bill!
Taff obviously has too much money and after having several attempts to take a chunk out of his players leg he managed to get a yellow card and i quote "i'm sneaky i always get away with my dirty play!" WRONG!
Then disaster a piece of suicidal defending led to a corner- no real danager but somehow the low ball passed all the defence, a cds player ran in unmarked and despite a desparate lung infront of the player by bill slotted the ball in 2-2 a goal that should never have been scored and we know it!
O'Neills should still have wrapped the game up but although we didn't lose this was two points dropped as the old cliche goes. At least our unbeaten run goes onto 3 games lets keep it going.
If i have failed to insult you in this report you are a weazle faced turd with a penis the size of a starved maggot with breath that could open bank vaults. i thank you all.
management1
