Post by management2 on Nov 3, 2005 7:32:30 GMT -5
Mitcham Town 1 AFC OLD BANK 3
Carl Godfrey o.g Mat Cefai 1, Carl Godfrey 1,
Aubrey Clarke 1
Man of Match - Alex Elsden
Wanker of Week - Steve Laing
A bit of a short match report this week as been very hectic since Monday and have tittally forgotten what happended in game due to baby coming Tuesday morning.
Team selection was based on a slightly different formation today most people took not being included in the starting eleven fine as a squad and team member should do. Some didn't. I do not apologise for the selection. It was done in consultation with my assistant and captain and i challange anyone on the team to sit there and pick a team from 18 players and not piss someone off.
All i can say is the result justifies the selections when it goes wrong, sack me and take over if you think you can do a better job cause i'm fed up trying to keep people happy and worrying about it. i will put what i think is the best team possible on the pitch depending on who we area playing and which way we are going to play. We have a chance this year and i intend to to all i can to see we take it. If you can't be part of a squad of players then don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out!
Rant and rave over and done with. I know that 99 per cent are behind the team all the way so this rant doesn't apply to you ignore me i have not slept in two days!
The game started well, we were solid at the back, created a few chances but then it seemed to slip into both teams cancelling each other out and a sbit of a stalemate until a through ball by Mark saw Mat run on and beat the keeper on 29 mins and 1-0 Old Bank.
Just two minutes after the re start we were caught napping and a ball crossed over saw Carl at the back post put under pressure and play the ball into his own net from a yard. Be fair he was trying to vlear it and the striker would have put it in if carl had not. 1-1.
three minutes later Carl made up for it when we had a free kick played into the box, a scramble took place, the ball came out to the right to Alex who crossed back in for carl to mirror his og and put one in from a yard 2-1.
65 Minutes played Ed had missed an absolute sitter which any other day would have won him wanker of the week but he was saved - read on to find out who by and why!
68 minutes a great determinded bit of work by carl down the right played the ball to mat who crossed for our captain Aubrey to open his account for the season and make it 3-1 and 3 points for OLD BANK.
We had a few more chances. They had a penalty given away by Carl . cruely done by i thought , wanker of the week? ......no.
A great save by billy the fatboy fish - jim still 3-1 and thats how it ended.
Played 4 won 3 9 points and two games in hand on leaders and only two points behind them!
Steve laing - teddy bears thrown at team selection, wouldn't listen to explanation, great comment "if i joined the police maybe i'd get a game!" Not getting changed when if selection had not worked he was first choice sub all saves ed and carl from wanker of the week and wins it for STEVE LAING!
IF I HAVE INSULTED ANYONE DURING THIS REPORT I DO NOT APOLOGISE. IF I HAVE NOT OFFENDED YOU I AM TRUELY SORRY AND PROMISE TO MAKE YOU MY FIRST PRIORITY FOR AN INSULT NEXT WEEK.
p.s Clair has made a request to be wanker of the week which i feel is inappropriate as i know i would end up making a rude joke out of it so instead she is Supporter of the week! You and Jim keep practising send me the video on mobile phone and you could be wanker of the week! (see i knew i'd go gutter level!)
management1
Carl Godfrey o.g Mat Cefai 1, Carl Godfrey 1,
Aubrey Clarke 1
Man of Match - Alex Elsden
Wanker of Week - Steve Laing
A bit of a short match report this week as been very hectic since Monday and have tittally forgotten what happended in game due to baby coming Tuesday morning.
Team selection was based on a slightly different formation today most people took not being included in the starting eleven fine as a squad and team member should do. Some didn't. I do not apologise for the selection. It was done in consultation with my assistant and captain and i challange anyone on the team to sit there and pick a team from 18 players and not piss someone off.
All i can say is the result justifies the selections when it goes wrong, sack me and take over if you think you can do a better job cause i'm fed up trying to keep people happy and worrying about it. i will put what i think is the best team possible on the pitch depending on who we area playing and which way we are going to play. We have a chance this year and i intend to to all i can to see we take it. If you can't be part of a squad of players then don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out!
Rant and rave over and done with. I know that 99 per cent are behind the team all the way so this rant doesn't apply to you ignore me i have not slept in two days!
The game started well, we were solid at the back, created a few chances but then it seemed to slip into both teams cancelling each other out and a sbit of a stalemate until a through ball by Mark saw Mat run on and beat the keeper on 29 mins and 1-0 Old Bank.
Just two minutes after the re start we were caught napping and a ball crossed over saw Carl at the back post put under pressure and play the ball into his own net from a yard. Be fair he was trying to vlear it and the striker would have put it in if carl had not. 1-1.
three minutes later Carl made up for it when we had a free kick played into the box, a scramble took place, the ball came out to the right to Alex who crossed back in for carl to mirror his og and put one in from a yard 2-1.
65 Minutes played Ed had missed an absolute sitter which any other day would have won him wanker of the week but he was saved - read on to find out who by and why!
68 minutes a great determinded bit of work by carl down the right played the ball to mat who crossed for our captain Aubrey to open his account for the season and make it 3-1 and 3 points for OLD BANK.
We had a few more chances. They had a penalty given away by Carl . cruely done by i thought , wanker of the week? ......no.
A great save by billy the fatboy fish - jim still 3-1 and thats how it ended.
Played 4 won 3 9 points and two games in hand on leaders and only two points behind them!
Steve laing - teddy bears thrown at team selection, wouldn't listen to explanation, great comment "if i joined the police maybe i'd get a game!" Not getting changed when if selection had not worked he was first choice sub all saves ed and carl from wanker of the week and wins it for STEVE LAING!
IF I HAVE INSULTED ANYONE DURING THIS REPORT I DO NOT APOLOGISE. IF I HAVE NOT OFFENDED YOU I AM TRUELY SORRY AND PROMISE TO MAKE YOU MY FIRST PRIORITY FOR AN INSULT NEXT WEEK.
p.s Clair has made a request to be wanker of the week which i feel is inappropriate as i know i would end up making a rude joke out of it so instead she is Supporter of the week! You and Jim keep practising send me the video on mobile phone and you could be wanker of the week! (see i knew i'd go gutter level!)
management1