Post by management2 on Oct 13, 2005 14:21:30 GMT -5
Match report 1ST Round Surrey Lower Junior Cup
Celts FC 2 AFC OLD BANK 0
No headlines, no excuses, no blaming the referee this week. We lost fair and square.
It was one of those days where all eleven Celts could have left the field and the ball would still have not gone in there net.
A very poor start to the game by both teams.
Celts first coming from a corner, a rebound and one Celts player surrounded by Five Blue shirts of Old Bank and he still managed to head in a goal! WHY?
A second lapse of concentration by the full back saw a player unmarked at the back slot home their second goal.
Two sloppy goals in five minutes and then CELTS went continential and sat back. Ten men behind the ball every time and despite several efforts, some of which you would put money on our forwards scoreing , the ball would not go in the net.
Bill tried in vain to change it early , sacrificing Chris on the wing for Carl to come on as he has a better goal scoring rate and we needed goals.
As Chris left the field Bill was hit by his Chris's Teddy being thrown from the pram! (joke Chris)
Marsh , who would have been starting had he not been late, came on FOR Alex (who understood the decision and didn't throw any soft stuffed cuddly toys at the manager- what a nice bloke shame about the white trousers!) to enable Aubs to push into midfield and then Guy , again who would have started had it not been for lateness, replaced Dan.
Despite all these changes and efforts Old Bank were defeated and knocked out of the cup. OH well we would never have won the surrey cup any way.
Man of the match
JIM who reliably informs me he was incredible in goal pulling off some amazing athletic and match saving saves showing courage in the face of adversity, bravery beyond the call of duty and winning the hearts and minds of the people. Man of the match sounds like i should give him the bloody George cross!
Wanker of the week
Several contenders Chris for the toy chucking affair, Marsh, Guy, Carl, laing for being late, Mat for miss of the week, Ash for a terrible game, but i'm afraid that for the first and possibly not the last time this season Wanker of the week was ME (Bill) for a piss poor team talk (thought we were gonna walk this one) Poor team selection and sticking to the your late you don't start rule which may have cost us (i'll still stick to it though - don't be late) and not managing to talk Chris out of quitting after subbing him. Don't want to lose any players and especially not mates. So all i can say to Chris is okay i'm a wanker!
management1
Celts FC 2 AFC OLD BANK 0
No headlines, no excuses, no blaming the referee this week. We lost fair and square.
It was one of those days where all eleven Celts could have left the field and the ball would still have not gone in there net.
A very poor start to the game by both teams.
Celts first coming from a corner, a rebound and one Celts player surrounded by Five Blue shirts of Old Bank and he still managed to head in a goal! WHY?
A second lapse of concentration by the full back saw a player unmarked at the back slot home their second goal.
Two sloppy goals in five minutes and then CELTS went continential and sat back. Ten men behind the ball every time and despite several efforts, some of which you would put money on our forwards scoreing , the ball would not go in the net.
Bill tried in vain to change it early , sacrificing Chris on the wing for Carl to come on as he has a better goal scoring rate and we needed goals.
As Chris left the field Bill was hit by his Chris's Teddy being thrown from the pram! (joke Chris)
Marsh , who would have been starting had he not been late, came on FOR Alex (who understood the decision and didn't throw any soft stuffed cuddly toys at the manager- what a nice bloke shame about the white trousers!) to enable Aubs to push into midfield and then Guy , again who would have started had it not been for lateness, replaced Dan.
Despite all these changes and efforts Old Bank were defeated and knocked out of the cup. OH well we would never have won the surrey cup any way.
Man of the match
JIM who reliably informs me he was incredible in goal pulling off some amazing athletic and match saving saves showing courage in the face of adversity, bravery beyond the call of duty and winning the hearts and minds of the people. Man of the match sounds like i should give him the bloody George cross!
Wanker of the week
Several contenders Chris for the toy chucking affair, Marsh, Guy, Carl, laing for being late, Mat for miss of the week, Ash for a terrible game, but i'm afraid that for the first and possibly not the last time this season Wanker of the week was ME (Bill) for a piss poor team talk (thought we were gonna walk this one) Poor team selection and sticking to the your late you don't start rule which may have cost us (i'll still stick to it though - don't be late) and not managing to talk Chris out of quitting after subbing him. Don't want to lose any players and especially not mates. So all i can say to Chris is okay i'm a wanker!
management1