Post by management1 on Dec 5, 2004 9:31:33 GMT -5
After an earlier encounter in the season in another cup game Malden Town took the honours after a hard fought game (Marsh even spilt blood for the team - washed his kit wearing rubber protective suit don't know where he's been errgh!)
The stage was set when O'Neills were drawn to face Malden Town this time in the secretarys cup. A bit like Arsenalholes V Manchesterwankers united always drawing each other.
The day started well everyone was on time, everyone who said they would be there was there and no one was too badly off their face (i'm refering to alcohol here i'll come to Laing later!)
Obviously this unusual start to the day and the absence of our usual last minute dashes could have spoilt our pre match rituals but fortunately it didn't.
The line up with a few surprises (guy running the line when we all know laing is much better at it) was based on our previousm game against them and some form shown at training. What a mistake to make!
The game started with so many toys being thrown by both sides that it looked like a bad day at kindergarden than two sides of full grown men endulging in the beautiful game of football.
O'Neills luck which has been bad for quite a while took a sudden change for the better when a poor clearance by the keeper was sent straight back with interest by Pat into the back of the net 1-0 have it!
Laing was doing his best to have a personal battle with the man in black and then after being warned several times by his own players gave away a needless penalty even after bill had saved the shot on the line! (damn i'm good! oh and fat, old, bald, slow )
Up stepped their captain and struck the ball well but Billy the fish Jim the gordon banks of sunday league (always looks pissed and cross eyed!) dived well to his left and saved another slice of luck at last.
The game was still petulant with Laing getting booked and then replaced by Guy for his own safety and because Marsh, Jim and i wanted to rip his nuts off stick to beer steve your a much nicer person and not such an arse.
michael "for fucks sake" Wallis also managed to get booked but to be fair wasn't quite sure why unless you get booked for being ginger and ugly?
Any way enough insults , maybe not, back to the football.
The second half was a lot calmer for o'neills mouths and they produced some glimpses of good football , except me who just kept hoofing the fucking thing-bad day at the office.
Pat popped up after good work by Dan on the right and chris and it was 2-0 daylight at last.
Malden bounced back to score with a long range effort that we should never have let the man get in.
Malden town were fighting back, well trying to fight anyway until their gobby centre back who made shrek look like an oil painting (well he kept taking the piss out of me so the butt fucking ugly toss pot of a c**T deserves to be insulted!) was deservedly sent off ha ha!
O'neills pressed and went 3-1 up after a fine through ball which found guy in acres of space and he finished well. Pat could have had another and dan could have added to the score but both had fine chips go just wide.
The final whistle blew two wins in two games for O'Neills look out Arsenal we want your record. Next round of the cup here we come!
Little mention to Mitcham Dynamos who won their first game of the season against CDS Strollers well done to them.
Man of the match close run thing between Pat and Jim but for an outstanding penalty save and a few others which really kept us in the game Fatboy Jim is m.o.m
Do It!
Management1
The stage was set when O'Neills were drawn to face Malden Town this time in the secretarys cup. A bit like Arsenalholes V Manchesterwankers united always drawing each other.
The day started well everyone was on time, everyone who said they would be there was there and no one was too badly off their face (i'm refering to alcohol here i'll come to Laing later!)
Obviously this unusual start to the day and the absence of our usual last minute dashes could have spoilt our pre match rituals but fortunately it didn't.
The line up with a few surprises (guy running the line when we all know laing is much better at it) was based on our previousm game against them and some form shown at training. What a mistake to make!
The game started with so many toys being thrown by both sides that it looked like a bad day at kindergarden than two sides of full grown men endulging in the beautiful game of football.
O'Neills luck which has been bad for quite a while took a sudden change for the better when a poor clearance by the keeper was sent straight back with interest by Pat into the back of the net 1-0 have it!
Laing was doing his best to have a personal battle with the man in black and then after being warned several times by his own players gave away a needless penalty even after bill had saved the shot on the line! (damn i'm good! oh and fat, old, bald, slow )
Up stepped their captain and struck the ball well but Billy the fish Jim the gordon banks of sunday league (always looks pissed and cross eyed!) dived well to his left and saved another slice of luck at last.
The game was still petulant with Laing getting booked and then replaced by Guy for his own safety and because Marsh, Jim and i wanted to rip his nuts off stick to beer steve your a much nicer person and not such an arse.
michael "for fucks sake" Wallis also managed to get booked but to be fair wasn't quite sure why unless you get booked for being ginger and ugly?
Any way enough insults , maybe not, back to the football.
The second half was a lot calmer for o'neills mouths and they produced some glimpses of good football , except me who just kept hoofing the fucking thing-bad day at the office.
Pat popped up after good work by Dan on the right and chris and it was 2-0 daylight at last.
Malden bounced back to score with a long range effort that we should never have let the man get in.
Malden town were fighting back, well trying to fight anyway until their gobby centre back who made shrek look like an oil painting (well he kept taking the piss out of me so the butt fucking ugly toss pot of a c**T deserves to be insulted!) was deservedly sent off ha ha!
O'neills pressed and went 3-1 up after a fine through ball which found guy in acres of space and he finished well. Pat could have had another and dan could have added to the score but both had fine chips go just wide.
The final whistle blew two wins in two games for O'Neills look out Arsenal we want your record. Next round of the cup here we come!
Little mention to Mitcham Dynamos who won their first game of the season against CDS Strollers well done to them.
Man of the match close run thing between Pat and Jim but for an outstanding penalty save and a few others which really kept us in the game Fatboy Jim is m.o.m
Do It!
Management1
ps steve didnt cover himself in glory but he did succeed in pissing them off before he was subbed,so he did play a little part in the win pps he also smells of cats piss 
